Psychic Abilities

Psychic Abilities is a precognitive rapper with psychic abilities.

"Psychic," as his friends call him, regularly appears on the show and gives out predictions alongside the occasional, slanderous insult. Psychic Abilities will insult people, seemingly out of nowhere, claiming they will soon question his clairvoyant powers.

He also likes to drink cum squirted out of hard dicks.

Mr. Abilities occasionally breaks into song, rhyming his name with imaginary words that coincide with the word "abilities."

Yo I got abilities,

My name is Psychic Abilities.

I'm affilities.

Yo, I'matrillities.

Yo, gillidies- I'magilladies.

Aboutabilites.

 Predictions 

Starting with episode 17, Psychic Abilities has become a regular guest on the show during the listener email segment where he answers listener emails that request advice about the future.


 * Psychic Abilities claims that the "Philadelphia Footballs" will win Super Bowl XLVI.
 * When asked if the world will end in 2012, Psychic stated "Aww hell.....yeeo."

Appearances
 * Episode 11 - 26:00
 * Episode 17 - 1:21:00

Psychic Abilities Raps' on Soundcloud