Mister Scoops

Mister Seymour Scoops (or Mr. Scoops) is a Hollywood-gossip reporter and frequent guest on The Grandma's Virginity Podcast.

Mister Scoops, "a crackerjack reporter", always has strange tidbits and celebrity sightings. He lived with Justin for a while when his wife kicked him out of the house. While down on his luck, Mister Scoops used heroin for a time, but Ryan helped get him into rehab.



Since attending rehab, he has started espousing some stereotypicaly Christian-fundamentalist-conservative views on-air instead of his usual Hollywood news (such as seeing Emma Watson brushing her teeth in a tree and Paris Hilton standing out in front of the Viper Room).

Immortality
It had recently been discovered that Mister Scoops has been alive for over a thousand years. Photographs have been discovered showing him in during the Civil War and earlier, and historical records show a man named Semorius Scoopus. He is "one of those guys that can't die," according to Scoops himself.



Mister Scoops is portrayed by Rich Fulcher.